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Reviews

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Please Gouge Out My Eyes: Movie Reviews We take a lot of time out of our busy schedules to sit on our asses and watch movies, all so you don't have to see the endless amounts of crap that's out there. Don't you feel special? STFU n00b!: Video Game Reviews We will so totally kick your ass at Barbie Horse Adventure! What do you mean you want to play Gears of War? That game is for girls. No Soup For You!: TV Reviews We like the boob tube. It's our favorite type of tube. My Sexy No Jutsu: Anime Reviews It's violent, it's crazy, it's Japanese...it must be Anime!